Monday, October 01, 2007

Not quite accurate

Pam has this dream house quiz up on her blog, and so I took it. These are my results:

Your home is a

Magnate's Hideout

Your kitchen is someplace you never go, because you "have people for that." There's a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with carpet thick enough to reach your ankles. Your study has hardback editions of every classic ever written, plus a special edition of Rich Dad, Poor Dad with the parts you ghost-authored highlighted. One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.

Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your home theater with 37 different sports channels. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists.

And, you have a pet -- a doberman pincer named "Warren".

Below is a snippet of the blueprints:

Build YOUR Dream House!

I don't think this is right at all. I would never drive a hummer or read Rich Dad, Poor Dad (because I have the poor dad, natch). Also, I would have a big kitchen and I would hang out it in all the time, like I do in my current kitchen/office. Also, as I previously mentioned, I would not have a pet Doberman because I would have an Italian Greyhound named Iggy Poop. Finally, I would not have 37 sports channels. I would have 37 home improvement channels and 37 channels like Bravo and Comedy Central, with every C-SPAN feed known to man. I wouldn't be a very good magnate, I fear.

I miss my house!

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